Scissors Beats Paper Shirt
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Get this funny 100% Cotton Scissors Beats Paper T-Shirt
This shirt is preshrunk, durable and machine washable. Also available in a variety of colors, and sizes.
Rock, Paper or Scissors… which to choose?
Rock Paper Scissors is in actual proven fact by some guys in Tuktoyaktuk, using seals, just another way of acting out our predator within, our evil internal spirit that is always just waiting under our happy, shiny external presence we try and hide from others.
This image shows you the evil that can be done by adults that play children’s games.
The two gangsters incant the game using Chinese so as to have more kung fu or Jedi like abilities, “Ching Chong Chai”
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| Length | 28" |
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