A list of stunts I have done myself:

Attacked by poodles – It is true this was a little scary at first, I would not recommend this for everyone, there is of course pain involved, but doing so just made me a tougher man.

Falling off my bicycle – I came, I rode, I fell off. After the screaming, running around and crying ended, I was just that much stronger.

Scratched by kittens – This was very scary at first, but after years of kitten abuse, I am now so strong, I actually do this one for fun.

Stubbing my toes – I have done this so often I am not even worried anymore, I actually walk around the house barefoot these days.

I am quite proud of the stunts I have performed, and now wear this shirt as a badge to my braveness