Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

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I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
Blutos gots me in the Can.
He made such a ruckus
so I kicked his tukus
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m one tough delinquent,
which hates all indignants.
Wot ain’t on the kind ‘n fair.
I bites ’em and butts ’em
and likes to out roughs ’em
So none of ’em gets nowhere.

If anyone dares to risk, my “fisk”,
it’s “bash” an’ it’s “slam”, un’erstan’?
So your “good be-hav-or”,
is your only life saver
From Popeye the pris’ner man.

I’m Popeye the pris’ner man,
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.
I’m strong to the finich,
cause I eats me spinach.
I’m Popeye the pris’ner man.

Popeye The Prisoner Shirt

Muppet Boys Night Out Shirt

Muppet Boys At Strippers

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There I was, happily minding my own business after a long day of hard work, sitting quietly, sipping a few beers, and enjoying the ladies as they danced and flirted with me. Yes, late night was going just wonderfully until this group walked in, with their wide eyes, full body fur, gaping mouths, and round silly noses, I don’t blame the ladies for forgetting about normal old me.

All of them gathered near the stage in a large mass, jumping up and down with excitement, making rude sounds like “Ohhhha” or saying things like “Yah, yah yah yah.” as they all took turns slipping bills into the dancers’ clothing.

The one they called Animal seemed to have a uncontrollable attraction to the ladies, he would jump up on stage with them, and the strippers would kick the little fella across the room, as soon as he could get up, he would get right back on that stage again, where he would again be kicked…the spongy little guy liked it I think.

Muppet Boys Night Out Shirt

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

Chewie Slam Dunk

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Chewbacca, (born a long long time ago), also known as Chewie by his friends, was a legendary wookie, first mate, smuggler and co-pilot, but became best known for his short stint as a player for the Rebel Alliance Basketball Team.

As a fan favorite, each time Chewie got possession of the basketball, a stadium full of his fans would unanimously shout the phrase “Stop…Wookie time!”, Chewie would then perform one of his near gravity defying, artistic slam dunks to the delight of the audience.

Chewie later cashed in on his fame by launching a series of high top basketball shoes named “Air Chewies.” Chewie’s monetization of his fame caused a small number of people to call Chewbacca a sell out, but after the wookie ripped some of their arms off, no more complaints were heard.

Wookie Slam Dunk Shirt

Octopus vs Cassette Tape Shirt

Octopus and Cassette

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As the cassette plunged into the sea, a distracted octopus let free the crab he had been gleefully ripping the limbs off, and set out to bully the new small rectangular invader on his turf.

The aquabully could not resist his sick desire to dominate the invader with his suction leggy, invertebrate octomass. So our octofiend, with stealthy jet powered grace, first moved above the falling cassette, and then spread his grotesque limbs over his prey for degutting.

It first seemed a vicious wet dream for the octobully, he showed a beaky grin as he began to pull tape from the cassette, but as the endless streams of earth destroying plastic spilled out, a slight entanglement ensued, which enraged our antagonist immensely, causing him to increase the rate of disembowelment.

Inevitably karma caught up with the slimy aquaspider, as he was caught up in the web of his evil deed, the bully of the sea was vanquished. At the end, the heroic cassette, was an unwitting savior of the sea.

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Pandas Take The Piss Shirt

Pandas On SUV Shirt

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It was the trip of a lifetime, having never left our home town, let alone our country, my wife and I set off to China to try and find our favorite animal, the giant panda, in it’s natural habitat.

Neither of us had spent much time in the great outdoors, so this was a grueling journey for the two of us, over mountains, across rivers, and through forests we went. However weeks past, and we could not find our beloved Panda. Our time and money were spent, and we were forced to return home without a picture of our furry friends…or so we thought.

On the last night of our trip, we were awoken to the startling sounds of our SUV being broken into, and looked out the window to see our furry little friends peeing on our SUV and making fun of us. We finally had the chance to take their picture, but came to the realization that Pandas are jerks, so they are no longer our favorite animal. Now we much prefer monkeys.

Funny Panda’s Peeing On SUV Shirt

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